Petty, Proud & Patriotic(ish): Why This July Collection Hits Different

Let’s be honest—“land of the free” doesn’t always feel so free when you’re still explaining why your existence shouldn’t be debated. That’s why our July collection, Petty + Patriotic, doesn’t just serve looks—it serves truth with a splash of sass and sarcasm. Because sometimes laughter is the loudest protest.

Main Points:

• Why “Petty + Patriotic” Exists:
  It’s more than just merch—it’s a message. Our ancestors didn’t survive so we could play it safe. These tees and tumblers were made for the bold, the brilliant, and the beautifully unbothered.

• Unpacking the Designs:
  From “Free-ish Since 1865” to “Unapologetically Black. Even on the 4th.”, every piece is a little history, a little humor, and a lot of heat.

• Why Humor Is Our Weapon:
  Petty is not about being mean—it’s about being seen. It's how we cope, connect, and clap back with grace. You get to laugh while telling the truth. That's power.

• Made for the Moment, Built for the Movement:
  These limited-edition designs won’t restock—because July deserves its own mic drop. Plus, you’ll look good doing it.

This collection isn’t for everyone—and that’s the point. Shop the Petty + Patriotic drop now before it disappears like that 4th of July potato salad nobody asked for.
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