Here’s to doing the bare minimum and still showing up (sorta). Our "Functioning Adult: Attempted" glass tumbler is for the caffeine-fueled, chaos-managing, possibly-wearing-yesterday’s-pajamas crowd. Whether you’re sipping iced coffee, matcha, or a mystery beverage after 5pm, this tumbler says what we’re all thinking: we tried... kinda.
Why You’ll Love It:
Hilariously Honest: The “Functioning Adult: Attempted” message is the perfect daily mood booster—or warning label.
Perfect for Iced Drinks: Keeps your iced coffee aesthetic strong, even if your life is a mess.
Sturdy & Stylish: 16oz clear glass tumbler with bamboo lid + reusable straw, so you look like you have it together… even when you don’t.
Gift-Worthy: Great for besties, coworkers, students, or anyone barely holding on but still funny about it.
Product features - Vibrant colors for a lively presentation - Includes an optional bamboo lid and Tritan straw - Durable Tritan straw withstands heat and cold - Clear tempered glass construction - BPA-free materials, made in the USA
Care instructions - Hand wash only - Dry thoroughly with a towel or air dry with the lid removed
