You got out of bed, didn’t cry (yet), and sort of answered emails—that counts. Our "Functioning Adult: Attempted" T-shirt is the uniform for every high-functioning hot mess who shows up anyway. It’s soft, sassy, and unapologetically honest. Perfect for running errands, doing the bare minimum, or surviving one chaotic day at a time.
Why You’ll Love It:
Your New Life Motto: Because nobody’s thriving—and that’s okay.
Soft AF: Made from breathable cotton that won’t judge you for skipping a shower.
Easy to Style: Pair it with leggings, messy buns, or whatever’s clean-ish.
Gift for the Realists: Great for college students, burnt-out parents, or anyone who’s trying their best with mixed results.
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat - Do not dryclean
